Joke Emails
The following is a collection of some of the best joke emails that I have received over time.
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If you hate getting chain letters this one is for you - For Haters of Chain Mail
Alcohol Related
Computer Related
- Animator vs Animation
- Emoticons
- Girlfriend 3.1
- If God Had a PC
- Is Windows a Virus
- Is Your Computer Male of Female
- Printer Not Working
- One of the biggest email hoaxes of the nineties...The Letter From Bill Gates
- Virus Warning
- Why BSD is superior to Linux
- Work Virus Warning
Insanity
- How to annoy people
- How to drive a Forecourt Attendant Mad
- The most annoying email you could ever receive
- Things to do in a Lift
- What to do when your co-workers are on holiday
Man and Woman Jokes
- A Male and a Female lost in the desert
- Eve
- Female Hormones in Beer
- Getting Married
- How to impress a woman
- Male and Female Stages of Life
- Marriage Test
- Moods of a Woman and a Man
- TOP 19 THINGS A WIFE WON'T SAY....
- Who is Perfect? Man or Woman
- Woman
Miscellaneous
- Are your glasses clean
- Create your own Jerry Springer Show (Does not work in IE6(SP2), IE7 or IE8 if scripted Windows are disabled)
- Creative Bumper Stickers
- How to get out of a speeding fine (Requires Acrobat Reader to view)
- Letter to God
- McDonalds Job Application
- Medical Test (Requires Microsoft Word to view)
- Miscellaneous Facts
- Santa's Bad Day
- Some Very Simple Advice
- The Monday Test
- What not to say to a traffic policeman
- What Pets Do When You Are Away
- Your Ideal Job (Requires Microsoft Excel to view)