The Worst 100 Songs

The Worst 100 Songs as chosen by me, me and only me.

You have seen radio stations and TV shows present the best 100 songs or 500 songs or even 1000 songs over a certain period of time or the best songs in a certain genre (such as the Rock 1000 on The Rock FM), but what about the worst songs?
These are the songs that I would certainly vote for if a TV show or radio station was to do the worst songs over a certain time period etc... These songs are songs that have been released in the past 15 years they are all songs that have made me run over to the radio and change the station at some stage. How I ranked them is based on how often the song made me change the station and how quickly I would run to the radio to change the station also whether I would change the station today if I heard the song again. I have also put comments on why I hated the certain songs. Now you may not agree with my choices of songs and ask why you didn't have any input on this list, the simple answer to that is this is my site and the list of songs I don't like so nobody other than myself had a say in this list.

So here are The Worst 100 Songs from the absolute worst to the not so worse.

1. You Really Got Me - The Edge Boyband (2006)
   Comment: This song was created in 2006 in a bid to try and attract more listeners to The Edge and increase the ratings since radio surveying was being done at the time. The song was crap and I have to say New Zealand does not need their own version of Westlife or The Backstreet Boys. Even more funny is at the end of 2009 The Edge done their own Worst 10 songs of the 2000's and this song was number 6.
2. Something So True - Blackseeds (2005)
   Comment: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz This song puts me to sleep it is so slow and sleepy.
3. Fade Away - Che Fu (2001)
   Comment: This guy should really be called Shit Fu since that's what his music is.
4. Like I Love You - Junstin Timberlake (2002)
   Comment: The first thing wrong with this song is that it is done by Justin Timberlake and I can't stand him and also it is a slow and sleepy song as well.
5. Candle in the Wind 97 - Elton John (1997)
   Comment: The most unfairest song in the world, Elton John is asked to sing at Princess Diana's funeral so he takes one of his existing songs changes a few lines and it ends up becoming the biggest selling song of all time.
6. History Repeating Itself - Propellerheads and Shirley Bassey (1998)
7. Dreaming - Scribe (2004)
   Comment: Yes the Crusader makes it this high in my list why because this song is so slow and sleepy and boring
8. Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega (1999)
   Comment: Such a stupid song lets sing about how many girls I am cheating on and then his next song he lists the countrys he has girls in.
9. Maria Maria - Santana (2000)
   Comment: Another slow and sleepy song thats right I don't like certain slow music.
10. Wandering Eye - Fat Freddys Drop (2005)
11. Gettting Jiggy With It - Will Smith (1998)
12. Long White Cross - Pluto (2005)
    Comment: Another slow and sleepy song, their next song Dance Stamina I do like though.
13. Fiji Baby - Good Shirt (2004)
    Comment: "Come on now it's not a race," well I hope it isn't given the speed of this song.
14. Say You're Just a Friend - Mario (2002)
15. I Write Sins Not Tradgedys - Panic at the Disco (2006)
    Comment: Should be called "I Write Crappy Songs Not Good Songs"
16. When I Get You Alone - Thicke (2003)
17. Like Glue - Sean Paul (2004)
18. They Can't Take That Away - Ben Lummis (2004)
    Comment: In case you forgot who Ben Lummis is, he was the winner of the 2004 NZ Idol and like all the other winners of Idol shows he has disappeared. If you are wondering why Rositta the 2005 winner isn't on this list, I haven't heard her song at all I don't even know the name of it, same with the 2006 winner. Never watched NZ Idol and have never heard it on the radio at all. Oh and C4 once did a "Worst Number Ones" on the "UChoose 40" and this song was number 1.
19. Girlfriend - Nsyncc feat. Nelly (2002)
    Comment: This song should be called Bumb Buddy cos we all know the guys from Nsyncc are a bunch of faggots.
20. No Matter What - Boyzone (1998)
    Comment: No matter what rubbish bin I throw the Boyzone CD into.
21. Virtual Insantity - Jamiroquai (1998)
22. Work It - Missy Elliot (2003)
23. The Men in Black - Will Smith (1997)
24. Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake (2003)
    Comment: He wrote this song because Britney dumped him, Britney deserved way better than Justin.
25. I Want You Back - Nsyncc (1998)
    Comment: Sorry Justin, Britney doesn't want you back.
26. Love and Sex and Magic - Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake (2009)
    Comment: It is slow and sleepy and contains Justin, need I say anymore.
27. Bump Bump Bump - P Diddy (2003)
    Comment: Crap Crap Crap
28. All For You - Janet Jackson (2001)
29. This Love - Maroon 5 (2004)
30. Senorita - Justin Timberlake (2003)
31. Rock Your Body - Justin Timberlake (2003)
32. Miami - Will Smith (1999)
33. Dirty Pop - Nsyncc (2001)
34. Stop Drop and Roll - Mareko (2003)
35. Harder To Breathe - Maroon 5 (2003)
    Comment: Sounds like something from The Backstreet Boys.
36. Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake (2006)
    Comment: Just when I thought it was safe to say Justin had finished releasing crappy music, the faggot comes along and releases this crap meaning I have to update this page.
37. Shake That - Sean Paul (2003)
38. If I Had You - Adam Lambert (2010)
39. Beautiful - Snoop Dog (2003)
    Comment: The words to this song should go - "Horrible I just want you to know that this is such a horrible song"
40. Give Me One Reason to Stay Here - Tracy Chapman (1996)
    Comment: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz This song is so slow and sleepy
41. Poison - Bardot (2000)
    Comment: Australia's attempt at a hyped up manufactured pop group even worse than our True Bliss if you remember who they were.
42. My Love - Justin Timberlake (2006)
    Comment: We all know Justin's love was Michael Jackson (before MJ died) he was one of the boys that slept in Michael's bed as a kid, along with Macaulay Caulkin.
43. Billionaire - Travis Mccoy Feat. Bruno Mars (2010)
44. Sunday Mornings - Maroon 5 (2004)
    Comment: Just like the rest of their music it puts me to sleep.
45. What Goes Around - Justin Timberlake (2006)
    Comment: More crap from Justin and even worse they keep playing this on Classic Hits the other station I go to escape all this crap.
46. Don't know what to do - Dane Rumble (2009)
    Comment: I know what Dane Rumble should do, he should try writing a happier faster bouncier song than this slow and sleepy song.
47. Funhouse - Pink (2009)
48. Will 2k - Will Smith (1999)
49. It's Better If You Do - Panic At The Disco (2006)
    Comment: No it's better if you don't (play this song).
50. Whatya Want From Me - Adam Lambert (2010)
    Comment: I want you (Adam Lambert) to f**k off
51. This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race - Fall Out Boy (2007)
    Comment: This ain't a good song its a crap song, and even worse they are playing it on 'The Rock' a radio station I listen to escape crap from Boybands.
52. I Just Wanna Lye in the Sun - Paul Holmes (2000)
    Comment: Yes if you don't remember broadcaster Paul Holmes made his own CD, it was about as popular as his show when it was on Prime.
53. Random - Che Fu (2000)
54. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5 (2007)
    Comment: It seems things with the number 5 in them are crap, Maroon 5, the TV series Babylon 5, Mambo Number 5 and the band Five just to name a few.
55. Signs - Snoop Dog & Justin Timberlake (2005)
    Comment: Crap and even worse they now play this song on Classic Hits like I am sure all the 40 year olds are going to want to hear Snoop Dog.
56. Stupid Love Songs - Ardijah (1999)
    Comment: It is crap and ended up number 1 for one week so it makes my list
57. If Ya Gettin Down - Five (1998)
58. Misty Frequencies - Che Fu (2001)
59. Future Sex Love Sound - Justin Timberlake (2007)
60. Not Many - Scribe (2003)
    Comment: How many crappy overplayed songs do you know like this? Too many shouldn't be any, Too many shouldn't be any.
61. Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy (2005)
62. Wild Wild West - Will Smith (1999)
63. I Love The Way You Love Me - Boyzone (1999)
64. What You Got - "Abs" from Five (2002)
65. Just The Two of Us - Will Smith (1999)
66. When The Lights Go Out - Five (1998)
67. Cosmic Girl - Jamiroquai (1997)
68. When The Going Gets Tough - Boyzone (1999)
    Comment: This crappy boy band ruined a good song from Billy Ocean
69. Everybody Get Up - Five (1998)
    Comment: Yes I am aware of all the songs from Five on this list maybe it is because they are crap.
70. Smooth - Santana (2000)
71. Acceptable in the Eighties - Calvin Harris (2007)
72. Bye Bye Bye - Nsyncc (2000)
    Comment: Yes f**k off Nsyncc
73. It's Gonna Be Me - Nsyncc (2001)
    Comment: No it's not
74. Summer Love - Justin Timberlake (2007)
    Comment: You may remember this Instant Kiwi ad in the nineties, Click Here. I would certainly love to do that to a Justin Timberlake CD.
75. Don't Call Me Baby - Madison Avenue (1999)
    Comment: Like most of the music on here it put me to sleep.
76. Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy (2007)
    Comment: No thnks fr th sht sng. Also Grrrrrr at people who write in text language when not actually using a phone like text language should only be when you are texting not in online chat, email and certainly not a song name.
77. Keep on Moving - Five (1999)
78. Seasons in the Sun - Westlife (2000)
79. Lullaby - Shawn Mullins (1998)
    Comment: Yes this song is a lullaby in the sense it is so slow and sleepy it will put you to sleep
80. Sha La La - Venga Boys (2000)
81. Don't Tell Me - Maddona (2000)
    Comment: Most of Madonna's music is good from her 1980's classics to her recent releases but this one put me to sleep.
82. The One - Backstreet Boys (2000)
83. Angels Brought Me Here - Guy Sabastian (2003)
    Comment: Winner of the 2003 Australian Idol and once again we ask where is he today? It seems the only person to ever be successful and stay successful from an Idol program or Popstars was Kelly Clarkson.
84. Flying Without Wings - Westlife (1999)
85. For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert (2009)
    Comment: Looking at the cover of his album I have to ask whether this is a guy or a chick. Oh and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
86. Where's The Love - Hanson (1997)
87. Stand Up - Scribe (2003)
88. Uptown Girl - Westlife (2001)
    Comment: This gay boy band ruined a good classic from Billy Joel
89. Number 1 - True Bliss (1999)
    Comment: In case you forgot who True Bliss were they were a hyped up manufactured pop group from a TV show called Popstars where they found 5 people to make a pop group. All the 13 year old girls thought True Bliss was just the best thing ever for a couple of months then later that year their album was selling for $10 and everyone forgot about them. The producers of the show made heaps of money and took the Popstars format around the world between 2000 and 2002 and created more manufactured pop groups that we have forgotten about.
90. Sugar We're Going Down - Fall Out Boy (2006)
91. Calvery - Midnight Youth (2009)
    Comment: I like Midnight youth and they have released a few songs that I have really liked but not this one.
92. 1 + 1 + 1 (It Ain't Two) - K'Lee (2002)
    Comment: It's actually 3, wow I did learn something while I was at school
93. Grace Kelly - Mika (2007)
    Comment: This guys voice sounds higher than Justin Timberlake's voice, he is probably gay like Justin is.
94. Spinning Around - Kylie Minogue (2000)
95. Flake - Ben Harper and Jack Johnson (2002)
    Comment: Another slow and sleepy song.
96. Beat It - Fall Out Boy (2008)
    Comment: This is just wrong, a classic from Michael Jackson ruined by this gay boy band. I guess MJ needed some money in royalties so he didn't loose his Neverland Ranch.
97. Blood on the Dancefloor - Michael Jackson (1997)
98. Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin (1998)
99. Rock My World - Michael Jackson (2001)
100. In Your Eyes - Kylie Minogue (2002)

And that was The 100 Worst Songs as chosen by me, me and only me. There are heaps more I probably could add but I have already reached 100 so this will do for now.